Friday, 9 February 2007

I used to have a tell

Lets start with a little about me.

I used to have a tell. I am the kind of guy who likes to tell jokes. However, my jokes used to often take the form of an elaborate lie. Didn't really matter what it was about, but, oh the joy I would get if I could get someone, anyone, to believe the most outlandish lie even for a minute. It was not too long after I convinced someone--and you know who you are--that the practice wedding cake we had left in the car while running into Zio's for a slice fo pizza had melted into a chocolate puddle int he back seat, that I was revealed.

Every time I began a sentence with "Apparently..." the sentence was a complete lie. Then every time I said the word "apparently" , it was repeated again and again. This has made my work only that much more difficult.


kww said...

Hee hee--I know who you mean--you devil!
Glad you are here. I love you!

the meredoerr said...

Welcome welcome! I look forward to reading your jokes, lies and everything else you will no doubtedly entertain us with.

bladio said...

hi you devil!

momster said...

Hey! I found you! Yay!
(stinkin' liar)