Paleontologists.
Has there ever been a profession more well suited for child-level pop tunes?
Simon will be 5 on the 30th. Apparently, I now must make a cd for every party for the goodie bags. Birthday number 5 is a "paleontologist party". I'm thikning dinosaur songs and poems. That brings me up to 2 and the poem, Shel Silverstein's "if I had a brontosaurus" is only 10 seconds long.
"If I has a brontosaurs, I would name him boris or morris. If one day he had a lot of little brontosauri, I would change his name to Lori".
Seriously, if I have to listen to a disk of cloying kids tunes about Barney every day in the car, I will go insane.
Please help.
8 comments:
Was Not Was had a dinosaur song, no?
Oh, and Johnny Cash had some sort of dinosaur children's song, didn't he? Johnny Cash, mmmmmm. Children's songs in Johnny Cash's voice. mmmmmmm...
Wait, what? No, I'm fine, really.
I blame my upbringing.
Ally Oop is about a caveman.
Thanks for the Heroes disc! Very fun.
Barney is NOT, I repeat, NOT a dinosaur.
Granted, Barney is some kind of toxic-waste mutated thingy.
Ally Oop is a great idea.
Did Johnny cash really have a song about dinosaurs? Blimey!
Today I'll be giving your lovely wife a cd with a couple of dino songs on it!
Does Godzilla count? From Blue Oyster Cult?
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